Go-Getter Greg by Ludo - Sterek
In which Derek is Stiles’ creepy stalker. Because that’s totally out of character for him to be creepy /sarcasm/.
aaand the street mages and bards finish the pack
despite their sagging pantalones the bards ended up looking way cooler than i anticipated … ….
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
The fact he’s not wearing a belt sexually frustrates me in ways I don’t even understand. Why?
“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)
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